December 2010
7 posts
“You wake up in the morning…your paint’s peeling, your curtains are...”
– House, Season 2, Episode 16, “Safe.”
“The song is about a man from the south side of Chicago who, due to his size and...”
– Wikipedia entry on Jim Croce’s “Bad, Bad Leroy Brown.” If you’re a woman who finds this as funny as I do, let’s date.
December
Wednesday, December 15, 2010 8:09 am
Winter has come in full-force to Northern Michigan. Looking out my front window, you can see the sort of thing I’m up against:
This is what I found when finally attempting to open the door on Sunday.
But that’s just fine by me. It’s cozy enough inside my place…
Big Brother
Tuesday, December 14th, 2010 10:05 am
Late night grocery shopping at Meijer often seems like a good idea…fewer people crowding the aisles, shorter wait times at the checkout…but, to balance out the benefits, you sometimes get a cashier that has a one-sided conversation with you that goes something like this:
Note: To preserve the authenticity (not to mention amazingness) of...
Inopportune Moments
Thursday, December 9th, 2010 8:04 am
I have a terrible habit of saying the wrong things at the wrong time. Here’s a perfect example:
It being December in Michigan…it’s cold. To combat both the temperature and the icy wind that accompanies it, I’m often bundled up with a big black knit cap and a big black scarf, covering my face so only my eyes are visible. I...
“MR. ROSSO: There’s two ways you can look at anything in this life. Take...”
– Freaks and Geeks, “Carded and Discarded.”
Let me at ‘em.