December 2011
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“Wooooah, what’s THAT sound? Is that the tippy-tapping of SECULAR BOOTS on...”
– Merry Happy from Dean Pelton
Dec 25th
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Influence
Every December for the past few I’ve been seeing a lot of least influential people of whatever year it is lists. These sorts of countdowns to the bottom crack me up because it’s always filled with people I’ve heard of and who numerous folks actually care about. I want to see a list filled with non-celebrities. I want, “#7 Earl from the Mobile gas station in Beulah,...
Dec 22nd
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SEASON’S GREETINGS, YA’LL (Thanks to these fellas for blazing the Yuletide-Toto trail. At about 2:17 it gets all kinds of 80’s Christmas)
Dec 21st
Original Draft of "A Christmas Carol"*
In the fourth stave, Scrooge nervously approaches the headstone in the cemetery, fearful that it’s his future he’s being shown and his grave he approaches. And then he brushes away the fallen snow on the stone to discover…it’s not him, and says, “Oh, okay,” and then goes back to being awful. *Not really.
Dec 20th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 7th
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Easily the best song I’ve ever written.
Dec 6th
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Dec 4th
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“U better know kesha knows how to sing f**king country and I can bet 1000 f**king...”
– The comment section on my Ke$ha/Dylan parody is getting heated. And hilarious.
Dec 2nd
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