Occupy My Heart

A few weeks ago, Dave and I were chatting online, as we are wont to do, and came up with a Knocked Up-style romantic comedy idea set in the midst of the Occupy Wall Street movement. Excerpt: ‪
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Dave: She can whisper in his ear all sexy-like “I want you to occupy… me”‬ followed by tasteful shots of mushing around in a tent somewhere

me:  ‪”Wow, it’s going to get so cold out here tonight…I want to stay and continue to fight for justice, but…I don’t know if we’ll be able to stay warm enough.”‬
“Oh, I’ve got some ideas….”
that’s when they walk into the tent
and we’re treated to undressing silhouettes
and then some other occupiers staring and elbowing each other while going “heh heh heh.”

David:  ‪a few months later: “Baby, I think I’m pregnant, and I’m 99% sure it’s yours”‬
“I thought I’d never want to be in the 1%… until now.”

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Look for Occupy My Heart to hit theaters Summer 20-Sometime.

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