Present Jordan: “Hey, Jordan, it’s me…….you.”
Past Jordan: “Goodness, gracious, Jordan…it feels like it’s been ages since we spoke!”
Present Jordan: “Same here. Say, while I’ve got you…a piece of advice.”
Past Jordan: “Shoot.”
Present Jordan: “Do you remember when you stopped using your iPhone’s case, because you liked how non-bulky it was in your pocket?”
Past Jordan: “Yeah, I did that just the other day. I’ve gotta say, it’s really nice and slick now.”
Present Jordan: “Right. Well, here’s the thing….No.”
Past Jordan: “…No?”
Present Jordan: “Just…no.”
